Davtarfarn Fathigcampag is a god.

It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, self-assured cobra.

Davtarfarn Fathigcampag created the planet Saturn two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Davtarfarn Fathigcampag, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Davtarfarn Fathigcampag, it will send four elephants to rub you out.

Davtarfarn Fathigcampag's most sacred site is Qantir in Egypt.

Davtarfarn Fathigcampag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt geese.

2. Walk at least three thousand metres per day.

3. Never sit near dogs.

4. Do not keep nine birds in a large pit.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.