Nadrulfom is a god.

She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, astonishing hamster.

Nadrulfom created a strange quark nine million years ago.

If you believe in Nadrulfom, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Nadrulfom, she will come to you in dreams.

Nadrulfom's most sacred site is Villaseta in Italy.

Nadrulfom's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about fluid mechanics.

2. Erect a large platinum sculpture of Nadrulfom on top of all buildings.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Nadrulfom loves ants, so they must be respected.

5. Pray towards the north.