Lenbotkan is a god.

He takes the form of a very small, unthoughtful ant.

Lenbotkan created the cosmos three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Lenbotkan, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Lenbotkan, he will turn you into a mole.

Lenbotkan's most sacred site is Elatos in Greece.

Lenbotkan's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Always look after injured tapirs.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Never play with disobedient children.