Bugkentin Himdissjab is a god.

It takes the form of a blubbery, resourceful mongoose.

Bugkentin Himdissjab created the universe five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bugkentin Himdissjab, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Bugkentin Himdissjab, it will turn you into a mouse.

Bugkentin Himdissjab's most sacred site is Pandamatenga in Botswana.

Bugkentin Himdissjab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair indigo.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of lead.

4. Do not drink water in yellow rooms.

5. Never eat onions.