Doncussig is a god.

He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, wise crocodile.

Doncussig created the Small Magellanic Cloud four billion years ago.

If you believe in Doncussig, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Doncussig, he will destroy your favourite solar system.

Doncussig's most sacred site is Amrit in Egypt.

Doncussig's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Do not wear gray clothing.

3. Always wear orange.

4. Never bounce near dolphins.

5. Never look at dwarf planets.