Pithudfly is a god.

He takes the form of a very long, tranquil penguin.

Pithudfly created the Whirlpool Galaxy four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Pithudfly, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Pithudfly, he will turn you into a rat.

Pithudfly's most sacred site is Gara in Hungary.

Pithudfly's Holy Commandments

1. Pithudfly loves mites, so they must be respected.

2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Pithudfly.

3. Erect a giant orange sculpture of Pithudfly in the centre of the settlement.

4. Never feed corn to seals while wearing violet skirts.

5. Always treat snails with great respect.