Jinranarfgof is a god.

He takes the form of a large, kind fox.

Jinranarfgof created the planet Venus five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Jinranarfgof, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Jinranarfgof, he will curse you with boils.

Jinranarfgof's most sacred site is Minnigaff in Scotland.

Jinranarfgof's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into turquoise rooms.

2. Erect a giant iron sculpture of Jinranarfgof in the centre of the settlement.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Do not drink alcohol.