Pangnutquaf is a god.

It takes the form of a plump, kind warg.

Pangnutquaf created the Milkyway five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Pangnutquaf, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Pangnutquaf, it will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Pangnutquaf's most sacred site is Mazunte in Mexico.

Pangnutquaf's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear corsets.

2. Do not wear violet clothing.

3. Walk at least five thousand metres per day.

4. Never feed cherries to shrews while wearing purple scarves.

5. Pangnutquaf must be the most important thing in your life.