Vingovnak is a god.

He takes the form of a slender, omnipotent wasp.

Vingovnak created the cosmos seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Vingovnak, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Vingovnak, he will turn you into a mouse.

Vingovnak's most sacred site is Avebury Stone Circle in England.

Vingovnak's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat carrots.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Mice are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Do not keep five mites in a large pit.