Fabbodbad is a god.

He takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, witty jellyfish.

Fabbodbad created humanity seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fabbodbad, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Fabbodbad, he will destroy your home solar system.

Fabbodbad's most sacred site is Katballe in Denmark.

Fabbodbad's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Never feed lots of turnips to cats while wearing pink trousers.

4. Never write about moons.

5. Do not trade with those who eat carrots.