Tunlamrat is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, loving dog.

Tunlamrat created the Black Eye Galaxy three million years ago.

If you believe in Tunlamrat, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Tunlamrat, he will attempt to scare you with hail.

Tunlamrat's most sacred site is Panormos in Greece.

Tunlamrat's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Erect a giant yellow sculpture of Tunlamrat in the centre of the settlement.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Do not wear nickel on your body.