Fun is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, deceitful jackal.

Fun created the Virgo Supercluster seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Fun, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Fun, it will turn you into a snail.

Fun's most sacred site is Laurila in Finland.

Fun's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Worship no other gods but Fun.

5. Always make sure there are no shrews in a room before entering it.