Arfnatgess is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, happy bear.

Arfnatgess created the Virgo Supercluster six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Arfnatgess, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Arfnatgess, she will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Arfnatgess' most sacred site is Outchimedu in India.

Arfnatgess' Holy Commandments

1. Erect eight platinum sculptures of Arfnatgess on top of important buildings.

2. Never hurt squirrels.

3. Run away if five bats approach from the west.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Pray towards the north.