Quimfiglimbon is a god.

He takes the form of a five thousand metre long, quiet skunk.

Quimfiglimbon created the planet Saturn three billion years ago.

If you believe in Quimfiglimbon, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Quimfiglimbon, he will torture you forever.

Quimfiglimbon's most sacred site is Randers in Denmark.

Quimfiglimbon's Holy Commandments

1. Hide from black tortoises for they are unholy.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Run away from magenta mice, for they are unholy.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Never feed carrots to aardvarks while wearing yellow scarves.