Febxempig is a god.

He takes the form of a minute, sage duck.

Febxempig created viruses three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Febxempig, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Febxempig, he will turn you into a duck.

Febxempig's most sacred site is Vestfold in Norway.

Febxempig's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into gray rooms.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.