Fedgontun is a god.

She takes the form of a rotund, loving mouse.

Fedgontun created tapeworms eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fedgontun, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Fedgontun, she will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Fedgontun's most sacred site is Krina in Germany.

Fedgontun's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about quantum field theory.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Paint representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Never talk about special relativity near hamsters while wearing brown tights.

5. Never think about nebulae.