Honbonkvon is a god.

He takes the form of a giant, all-knowing penguin.

Honbonkvon created the Andromeda Galaxy seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Honbonkvon, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Honbonkvon, he will turn you into a plant.

Honbonkvon's most sacred site is Paavola in Finland.

Honbonkvon's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Always help sick voles.

3. You must pray to Honbonkvon four times a day.

4. Never sit in the presence of swans.

5. Always help rats in need.