Sitlidcad is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, caring grasshopper.

Sitlidcad created a down quark three billion years ago.

If you believe in Sitlidcad, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Sitlidcad, he will jump up and down on your head.

Sitlidcad's most sacred site is Metsimotlhabe in Botswana.

Sitlidcad's Holy Commandments

1. Never sprint in holy places.

2. Hide from magenta mice for they are unholy.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Never think about cell theory.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.