Bapcud is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, effective armadillo.

Bapcud created humankind five million years ago.

If you believe in Bapcud, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Bapcud, it will refuse to believe in you.

Bapcud's most sacred site is Issigeac in France.

Bapcud's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. You must never eat coconuts.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Never look at galaxies.

5. Never play with disobedient children.