Bidcidfas is a god.

He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, uncaring cat.

Bidcidfas created Asia nine million years ago.

If you believe in Bidcidfas, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Bidcidfas, he will throw large rocks at you.

Bidcidfas' most sacred site is Dzhanka in Bulgaria.

Bidcidfas' Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about snakes.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Do not keep three otters in a large pit.

4. Do not kill aardvarks.

5. Always help swans.