Hombesstan is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, effective fish.

Hombesstan created an up quark eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Hombesstan, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Hombesstan, it will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Hombesstan's most sacred site is Quenstedt in Germany.

Hombesstan's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about dark matter near horses while wearing turquoise skirts and balancing three copper spheres on your back.

2. Never talk about gravity near mice while wearing cyan shirts.

3. Erect a giant platinum sculpture of Hombesstan in the centre of the settlement.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Never play with disobedient children.