Jinarnnadfag is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, astonishing faun.

Jinarnnadfag created the planet Venus four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Jinarnnadfag, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Jinarnnadfag, he will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Jinarnnadfag's most sacred site is Farnetta in Italy.

Jinarnnadfag's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the north.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Do not eat gooseberries.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Do not kill sheep.