Cadgar Hubnibfad Gar is a god.

She takes the form of a huge, merciful wolf.

Cadgar Hubnibfad Gar created tapeworms nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cadgar Hubnibfad Gar, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Cadgar Hubnibfad Gar, she will cry a lot.

Cadgar Hubnibfad Gar's most sacred site is Dingcun in China.

Cadgar Hubnibfad Gar's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about thermodynamics near great tits while wearing magenta kilts and balancing four gold spheres on your face.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Never paint your chest yellow.

4. Never go into orange rooms.

5. Always treat frogs with great respect.