Nullnilkon is a god.

It takes the form of a massive, unfair finch.

Nullnilkon created the Virgo Supercluster three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nullnilkon, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Nullnilkon, it will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Nullnilkon's most sacred site is Troms in Norway.

Nullnilkon's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the north.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Never look at moons.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Do not chant in public.