Catquimlim is a god.

He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, effective camel.

Catquimlim created tapeworms three million years ago.

If you believe in Catquimlim, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Catquimlim, he will destroy your home solar system.

Catquimlim's most sacred site is Thimmanaickenpalayam in India.

Catquimlim's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick pigs.

2. Never think about bacteria.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Do not wear magenta clothing.

5. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Catquimlim.