Tenarpban Mifcubfid is a god.

She takes the form of a very long, bad-tempered pigeon.

Tenarpban Mifcubfid created a charm quark four million years ago.

If you believe in Tenarpban Mifcubfid, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Tenarpban Mifcubfid, she will try to impress you with rainbows.

Tenarpban Mifcubfid's most sacred site is Oitti in Finland.

Tenarpban Mifcubfid's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Tenarpban Mifcubfid.

2. Do not dye your hair orange.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Do not speak about cherries.