Biflenkam is a god.

It takes the form of a blubbery, idiotic armadillo.

Biflenkam created the planet Earth nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Biflenkam, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Biflenkam, it will turn you into a sheep.

Biflenkam's most sacred site is Bogogobo in Botswana.

Biflenkam's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Never think about solid mechanics near shrews while wearing purple dresses and balancing seven iron spheres on your neck.

3. Never feed lots of peas to squirrels while wearing mauve tights.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Biflenkam.

5. Never write about fluid mechanics.