Cinbugligbog is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, unfair otter.

Cinbugligbog created Mount Everest four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cinbugligbog, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Cinbugligbog, it will send four elderly elephants to rub you out.

Cinbugligbog's most sacred site is Gomba in Hungary.

Cinbugligbog's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat otters with great respect.

2. Never think about photosynthesis.

3. Learn nine new languages a year.

4. Never talk about quantum gravity.

5. Do not eat coconuts.