Rutstragjam is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, duplicitous horse.

Rutstragjam created an up quark four billion years ago.

If you believe in Rutstragjam, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Rutstragjam, it will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Rutstragjam's most sacred site is Auvillar in France.

Rutstragjam's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Never think about stars.

3. Put Rutstragjam first in all things.

4. Run away if four otters approach from the north.

5. Never play with disobedient children.