Tettititloop is a god.

She takes the form of a chunky, uncaring coyote.

Tettititloop created vertebrates nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Tettititloop, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Tettititloop, she will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Tettititloop's most sacred site is Burras in England.

Tettititloop's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat porpoises with great respect.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Pray towards the east.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Always take life seriously.