Kentettimum is a god.

She takes the form of a blubbery, resourceful centaur.

Kentettimum created the cosmos two million years ago.

If you believe in Kentettimum, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Kentettimum, she will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Kentettimum's most sacred site is Outchimedu in India.

Kentettimum's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Kentettimum nine times a day.

2. Always look after injured dogs.

3. Always help mites.

4. Do not trade with those who eat aubergines.

5. Do not stand on grass.