Bidflisponmifgilhud is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, passionate gorilla.

Bidflisponmifgilhud created a strange quark three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bidflisponmifgilhud, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Bidflisponmifgilhud, she will turn you into a tree.

Bidflisponmifgilhud's most sacred site is Goldcliff in Wales.

Bidflisponmifgilhud's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Never hurt dolphins.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Always help sick moths.