Ranbidvog is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely heavy, awesome raven.

Ranbidvog created a strange quark eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Ranbidvog, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Ranbidvog, it will destroy your favourite planet.

Ranbidvog's most sacred site is Thethampakkam in India.

Ranbidvog's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about optics near rats while wearing orange skirts and balancing five copper spheres on your chest.

2. Put Ranbidvog first in all things.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.