Lenqueegquag is a god.

It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, benevolent horse.

Lenqueegquag created water four years ago.

If you believe in Lenqueegquag, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Lenqueegquag, it will turn you into a duck.

Lenqueegquag's most sacred site is Outchimedu in India.

Lenqueegquag's Holy Commandments

1. Never leap near voles.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Worship no other gods but Lenqueegquag.

4. Lenqueegquag loves aardvarks, so they must be respected.

5. Do not dye your hair white.