Mobfubmeg Saglantig is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, merciless scorpion.

Mobfubmeg Saglantig created an up quark twelve years ago.

If you believe in Mobfubmeg Saglantig, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Mobfubmeg Saglantig, it will turn you into a hamster.

Mobfubmeg Saglantig's most sacred site is Tatul in Bulgaria.

Mobfubmeg Saglantig's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry badgers.

2. Never run near bats.

3. Never go into black rooms.

4. Hide if three goats approach from the west.

5. Do not cook food in pots.