Latstafnab is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, calm bee.

Latstafnab created snails nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Latstafnab, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Latstafnab, she will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Latstafnab's most sacred site is Ronda in Spain.

Latstafnab's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large zinc sculpture of Latstafnab on top of all buildings.

2. Always treat horses with great respect.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Do not drink alcohol.