Pibcit is a god.

He takes the form of a slender, unsympathetic seal.

Pibcit created dark matter two years ago.

If you believe in Pibcit, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Pibcit, he will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Pibcit's most sacred site is Iskmo in Finland.

Pibcit's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about enzymes.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Do not hurt goats.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.