Pomrutced is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, stupid capybara.

Pomrutced created the Milkyway four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Pomrutced, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Pomrutced, she will destroy your favourite solar system.

Pomrutced's most sacred site is Morella in Spain.

Pomrutced's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Erect a large carbon sculpture of Pomrutced on top of all buildings.

3. Do not wear brown clothing.

4. Put Pomrutced first in all things.

5. Never mention frogs.