Catpinkar is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, caring unicorn.

Catpinkar created the world six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Catpinkar, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Catpinkar, he will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Catpinkar's most sacred site is Vandet in Denmark.

Catpinkar's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Catpinkar's name in vain.

2. Never hurt manatees.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Do not speak about spinach.

5. Never look in ponds.