Tiklegsis is a god.

It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, unjust dryad.

Tiklegsis created the planet Mars four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Tiklegsis, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Tiklegsis, it will turn you into a sheep.

Tiklegsis' most sacred site is Mmankgodi in Botswana.

Tiklegsis' Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick gulls.

2. Learn four new languages a year.

3. Pray towards the east.

4. Put Tiklegsis first in all things.

5. Erect a giant gray sculpture of Tiklegsis in the centre of the settlement.