Mapsigmot Nardissbarnkik is a god.

It takes the form of a fat, happy alligator.

Mapsigmot Nardissbarnkik created the Tadpole Galaxy six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Mapsigmot Nardissbarnkik, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Mapsigmot Nardissbarnkik, it will not care.

Mapsigmot Nardissbarnkik's most sacred site is Dimson in England.

Mapsigmot Nardissbarnkik's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat nuts.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Mapsigmot Nardissbarnkik.

4. Never wear tights.

5. Never look at asteroids.