Bansagmid is a god.

He takes the form of a massive, duplicitous zebra.

Bansagmid created an electron seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bansagmid, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Bansagmid, he will send you a sign.

Bansagmid's most sacred site is Zlatolist in Bulgaria.

Bansagmid's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate grasshopers.

2. Run away if three otters approach from the north.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Paint representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Do not eat spinach.