Bonknartceb is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, sage ferret.

Bonknartceb created the planet Venus three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bonknartceb, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Bonknartceb, it will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Bonknartceb's most sacred site is Kerris in England.

Bonknartceb's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no sheep in a building before entering it.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Erect a large silicon sculpture of Bonknartceb on top of all buildings.

4. Never go into green rooms.

5. Put Bonknartceb first in all things.