Ablanfetdosszimhun is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, amazing unicorn.

Ablanfetdosszimhun created the Sunflower Galaxy six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Ablanfetdosszimhun, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Ablanfetdosszimhun, he will say rude things about you at parties.

Ablanfetdosszimhun's most sacred site is Didy in Madagascar.

Ablanfetdosszimhun's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Pray towards the north.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Always wear yellow.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.