Veenminkab is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, happy chicken.

Veenminkab created humankind two million years ago.

If you believe in Veenminkab, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Veenminkab, she will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Veenminkab's most sacred site is Saint-Sauvan in France.

Veenminkab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not keep six geese in a large pit.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Never feed bread to cats while wearing violet tights.

4. Hide if five foxes approach from the west.

5. Veenminkab loves hamsters, so they must be honoured.