Arflungubyart is a god.

She takes the form of a very fat, all-powerful fly.

Arflungubyart created matter nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Arflungubyart, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Arflungubyart, she will turn you into an amoeba.

Arflungubyart's most sacred site is Dimson in England.

Arflungubyart's Holy Commandments

1. Gulls are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Retreat if seven tapirs approach from the east.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Never hurt turtles.

5. Never think ill of sick ants.