Jinnurlfar is a god.
It takes the form of a thin, unjust
armadillo.
Jinnurlfar created a top quark eight billion years ago.
If you believe in
Jinnurlfar, it will celebrate by creating some universes.
If you do not believe in
Jinnurlfar, it will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.
Jinnurlfar's most sacred site is Manja in Madagascar.
Jinnurlfar's Holy Commandments1. Never talk about nebulae.
2. Never think about dwarf planets.
3. Do not covet oxen.
4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Jinnurlfar.
5. Do not wear green clothing.