Jinrottam is a god.

He takes the form of a five thousand metre long, compassionate fly.

Jinrottam created the planet Earth four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Jinrottam, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Jinrottam, he will denounce you as a heretic.

Jinrottam's most sacred site is Manna in Greece.

Jinrottam's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Feed all hungry rats.

4. Erect six silver sculptures of Jinrottam on top of important buildings.

5. Erect a giant carbon sculpture of Jinrottam in the centre of the settlement.