Wikgubren is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly large, almighty fairy.

Wikgubren created Europe five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Wikgubren, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Wikgubren, it will turn you into a tree.

Wikgubren's most sacred site is Randers in Denmark.

Wikgubren's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Wikgubren's name in vain.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Do not drink water in brown rooms.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate mites.