Faghogcap is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, unthoughtful swan.

Faghogcap created dark matter seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Faghogcap, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Faghogcap, it will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Faghogcap's most sacred site is Dimson in England.

Faghogcap's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate voles.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Never paint your chest cyan.

5. Do not commit murder.