Tamvegkop is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely heavy, all-knowing mink.

Tamvegkop created a down quark seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Tamvegkop, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Tamvegkop, it will turn you into a small brown duck.

Tamvegkop's most sacred site is Minnigaff in Scotland.

Tamvegkop's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place in violet.

2. Do not shave your feet.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Erect a giant blue sculpture of Tamvegkop in the centre of the settlement.

5. Do not wear copper on your body.