Stipsassan is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, staggering coyote.

Stipsassan created dark energy two years ago.

If you believe in Stipsassan, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Stipsassan, it will say rude things about you at parties.

Stipsassan's most sacred site is Cobbelsdorf in Germany.

Stipsassan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in pink rooms.

2. Never skip in holy places.

3. Run away from purple capybaras, for they are unholy.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Erect a giant gold sculpture of Stipsassan in the centre of the settlement.