Nellsakdun is a god.

He takes the form of a chunky, tranquil gerbil.

Nellsakdun created Asia seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Nellsakdun, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Nellsakdun, he will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Nellsakdun's most sacred site is Skive in Denmark.

Nellsakdun's Holy Commandments

1. Shrews are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Do not eat melons.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Erect a large lead sculpture of Nellsakdun on top of all buildings.

5. Erect six copper sculptures of Nellsakdun on top of important buildings.